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WE RUINED ALL OTHER
PASTA FOR YOU.

Sorry not sorry.

Italian, Asian, Latin American, Middle Eastern — every noodle tradition on earth, taken more seriously than is probably necessary.

WHAT IS THIS

Pasta Orgasmica is not a food blog. It’s an obsession. José Luis Villalobos writes about every pasta and noodle tradition on earth with the intensity of someone who has been making pasta daily for years and still can’t stop.

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EXPLORE

PASTA BY TYPE

Italian Pasta

300+ shapes. Regional traditions nobody talks about.

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Asian Noodles

Ramen is just the beginning.

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Latin American

The pasta world nobody talks about.

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Middle Eastern

Pasta doesn’t end at Italy’s borders.

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Sauces

Every sauce ranked without mercy.

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Tools & Gear

Every pasta machine reviewed honestly.

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THE OBSESSIVE

ABOUT JOSÉ

Nobody set out to become a pasta obsessive. Chilean, based in Sacramento. Has been making pasta daily for longer than is probably healthy.

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